I Bought New Games
May 4, 2010 by Robert
Filed under Board Games, Gaming Blog
I must admit that I bought some new games at the weekend there.
One thing I bought was an expansion for a game that I’ll be covering in the next episode of DowntimeTown. That’s your only clue. Can you guess what it is? A game with an expansion. That narrows it down, eh?
Then, I bought Martin Wallace’s Brass.
It’s a game about the Industrial Revolution in Lancashire. What? Shut up.
I was also in the market for a two-player game for me and my beloved to play. It had to be something that had us at each other’s throats. What better than a board game about the Cold War?
I will report back to you soon on these hopefully wonderful new games. Wish me luck!
ZoZ!
Zerg Crush
April 30, 2010 by Robert
Filed under Board Games, Gaming Blog, Videogames
Didn’t get to bed until 5 in the morning last night, because of an epic session of Starcraft: The Board Game. Five of us were playing, and the game must have been almost 6 hours long. We’re a really slow group. We deliberate over every decision, heads in hands, moaning and wailing, shitting ourselves. We’re a group of players who really, really want to win.
The game took an age to set up. It was our first play, and none of the chits were even punched out of the boards beforehand. That’s very unlike me. Usually, when I get a new board game, I like to get inside and punch everything out, bag everything up, fiddle with stuff. Starcraft was a Christmas present, so I never quite got the time. That meant that yesterday I had to read the 40 page rulebook from cover to cover, punch everything out, assemble everything across two (YES! TWO!) tables, explain the whole deal to the players, and then play. So, add all the prep to the play time, and we’re talking about maybe 9 hours of Starcraft-related geekery.
But, man alive, what a game. I’ll probably talk about the game itself more at a later date, maybe even sling a video up, but I just had to scribble down my next-day feelings. It was tense and exciting from start to finish. Everyone was still upright and conscious at half four in the morning, when the last few orders were being carried out and the last few marines were being squished.
What amazed me the most was the fact that this strategy-deep, quite thinking-heavy board game still managed to feel like Starcraft. I was a Zerg player, and at the start I thought, okay, we’re all inexperienced players here. Let’s try an old-fashioned Zerg Rush! And hey, it worked! I got a conquest point victory, having spread my foul seed all over the table. In the game, I mean.
The great thing about the game is that I think everyone sort of felt that I’d won by a fair distance. But I hadn’t. I’d won by one point. If I hadn’t claimed that single Conquest Point, two other players would have been tied for a win. That’s how tight it was in the end.
Oh man. Theme, theme, theme. Loved it. LOVED IT.
LOVED IT!
Monster Hunter 3 – Hunt Diary 1
April 29, 2010 by Robert
Filed under Gaming Blog, Videogames
29th April 2010
Went swimming for the first time the other night. Seems strange that I had grown to full adulthood without ever venturing into the vast areas of water around me, but it was definitely my first time. I know it was, because a disembodied head was telling me how to do it.
Swimming was a breeze, and felt lovely. I spotted some lovely big fish. I can’t remember their names. I’ll take more notes next time, if I’m doing this diary. Just believe me when I tell you they were nice big fish, and that I celebrated their niceness and bigness by stabbing them repeatedly with my nice big sword.
That same night, by the light of the enormous moon, I went to the village farm for the first time and had a chat with a cat and a weirdo. I asked them to cultivate some mushrooms for me, while wondering if I should maybe stay off the shrooms for a while, since I’m apparently talking to a fucking CAT.
I then went and dumped a load of stuff I had in my bag into the chest in my room. Another cat asked if I wanted to rearrange my furniture. I need help.
DowntimeTown – Summoner Wars
April 29, 2010 by Robert
Filed under Board Game Reviews, Board Games
DowntimeTown – Summoner Wars from Robert Florence on Vimeo.
ZOZ!
The Independint Charles Show
April 27, 2010 by Robert
Filed under Gaming Blog, Videogames
I’m doing another show, about the Indie Games on Xbox Live, and it’s available for EVERYONE IN THE WORLD to watch on your own Xbox 360! If you live in the UK, that is.
It’s called “The Independint Charles Show” and it is…um…experimental.
If you want to watch it, and you’re in the UK, crank up your old 360 and check the Inside Xbox section to see the show you’ll either love or hate.






