Monster Hunting

The latest videogame I’m playing is Monster Hunter 3 on the Wii.

I’ve only ever played one Monster Hunter game before, and it was on the PSP. I’m really not a big fan of playing games on the PSP. The machine just feels bad in your hands. But the game was great, and was an impressive technical feat.

The Wii game is even better. I’ve only been inching into the game so far, stressing myself out about killing the lovely big herbivores at the start. Big peaceful creatures, then along comes you to fuck up their day, by clonking on their head with your oversized anime sword.

Who is the Monster? That’s what I ask you. WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER?!

Look at this scenery, though. Oh it’s nice to just relax and have a spit roast sometimes. Not in the footballer sense.

Jump, you monster!

DowntimeTown – Horus Heresy

The Heresy Revealed!

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ZOZ!

Another Apology: Where I’ve Been

The big absence is explained now – I’ve been filming and then promoting this:

Burnistoun

I will be back very soon.

ZOZ

Help, I’m Mentally Ill

I am mentally ill. I am.

I can’t stop buying games. Last week it was Hive. This week it was Court of the Medici, Chaos Marauders and Cosmic Incursion.

I even bought a Risk game. I hate Risk. Why did I buy Risk? It was that two-player Risk: Balance of Power effort. It was only a tenner. I thought I would maybe give it another chance, having heard some positive things about it. But I hate Risk! What am I thinking?

Too. Many. Games.

And there are more games I want. How do you stop it? Any tips?

Where’s 2.1?

Oh, one more thing.

I know I promised that episode 2.1 of the show would be available a week ago. I apologise for yet another delay. I wasn’t happy with the approach I’d taken, so I ripped it up and will start again when I’m home from London.

I’m an annoying fusspot perfectionist.

It wasn’t weird enough for my liking!

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